January 2012
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Lint was yelling at me to post my results for our super nerdy Book Challenge from the second half of last year so here they are, embarrassing fantasy novels and all. You assholes should probably recommend me some books, preferably ones that don’t involve dragons because I’m pretty set there.
1. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams 2. The Eye of the World - Robert...
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I’m a fully grown adult and I’ve never had a proper relationship,...
– Don Danbury
November 2011
4 posts
I WILL NOT BE IN A BAND THAT PROMOTES FORESKIN
– Lint (and I have creative differences)
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-13) →
Iron Chic (26)
The Tim Version (24)
Banner Pilot (22)
Dead Mechanical (11)
The Measure [sa] (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-11-6) →
Nothington (19)
Samiam (13)
Braid (12)
The Riot Before (10)
Iron Chic (6)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
October 2011
16 posts
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SEXY CRADLE WOULD ROB AGAIN A++++++++++
– Lint
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Ugh I just want to rip his pants off and be all THIS BELONGS IN MY MOUTH
– WATCHING THE INDIANA JONES TRILOGY WITH GARY WAS A BAD IDEA (via tinctures)
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Mad Evangelist for Anxiety: The Gary Duke Story
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-16) →
Patton Oswalt (23)
The Draft (12)
The Tim Version (12)
Hot Water Music (9)
Nothington (9)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-9) →
Banner Pilot (14)
Alkaline Trio (11)
Fifth Hour Hero (10)
None More Black (6)
Propagandhi (6)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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tinctures asked: Draw a picture of someone you think I'd want to bone
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I don’t know how to express myself except through anger and personal...
– Mac
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Protip: Don't illegally download anti-virus...
You will live to regret it.
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-10-2) →
American Steel (25)
The Weakerthans (12)
Shook Ones (11)
Armalite (10)
Cheap Girls (7)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Lint: add this to the list of retardedly embarrassing things i have said in conversation: "I am gonna terraform that bitch so hard"
Gary: SFJAHAHAHA WHAT WAS EVEN THE CONTEXT
Gary: i hope it was referring to [redacted]'s mom
Lint: mars
Gary: oh
Lint: HAHA
Lint: imagine trying to pick someone up in a bar or something by telling them you're gonna terraform them
Lint: GURL I'M GONNA MAKE YOU SO HABITABLE
Gary: WHEN I'M FINISHED WITH YOU YOU'RE GONNA BOAST A WIDE VARIETY OF CLIMATES AND SHIT
September 2011
14 posts
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I imagine chimpsheeps would look a lot like Jonah Hill
– Lint
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-9-18) →
J Church (40)
Attack In Black (28)
Small Arms Dealer (25)
Charlie Brown Gets a Valentine (14)
House Boat (14)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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If I become the best person I can possibly be I’ll be David Mitchell.
– Gary (via tinctures)
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-9-11) →
Nothington (60)
Samiam (40)
Bridge and Tunnel (38)
Dillinger Four (13)
Small Arms Dealer (13)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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dude people get to my tumblr by googling monkey handjobs like once a month
– Lint
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My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-8-28) →
Jawbreaker (20)
Bent Outta Shape (11)
Iron Chic (10)
Rivethead (8)
Sundials (6)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
August 2011
21 posts
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LINTSAY IT’S YOUR BIRTHDAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY LINTSAY. Seriously though, happy birthday to the best person I know. Barnaby, we’re BFF.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-8-21) →
House Boat (28)
Lifetime (23)
Kid Dynamite (20)
The Tim Version (19)
The Mr. T Experience (16)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
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Lint: omg the best way to say you have to pee
Lint: "brb this river is becoming an ocean"
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We’re both drunken socially retarded middle-aged British men with...
– Lint
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I feel like I’m gonna die if I can’t be with you. And I can’t be with you. So...
– Louie Ck (on his show)
I mean this is like some 9th grade shit. If any adult man ever said that to me I’d be like, well nice knowing you, the butcher knives are in the kitchen. Take your histrionic ass away from me now. Get some help. You’re exhausting.
(via bluebears)
I generally love Louie, but...
tinctures asked: Would you rather eat out Bill Murray's asshole or eat out of Bill Murray's asshole?
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Who wants to do my lab write-ups for the rest of the quarter? I’ll pay you in handjobs and homemade apple crisp.