Lint was yelling at me to post my results for our super nerdy Book Challenge from the second half of last year so here they are, embarrassing fantasy novels and all. You assholes should probably recommend me some books, preferably ones that don’t involve dragons because I’m pretty set there.
1. The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - Douglas Adams
2. The Eye of the World - Robert Jordan
3. Deadeye Dick - Kurt Vonnegut
4. Foundation - Isaac Asimov
5. The Great Hunt - Robert Jordan
6. The Greatest Show on Earth - Richard Dawkins
7. The Dragon Reborn - Robert Jordan
8. The Color of Magic - Terry Pratchett
9. The Age of Extremes - Eric Hobsbawm
10. Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency - Douglas Adams
11. The Brothers Karamazov - Fyodor Dostoevsky
12. 2001: A Space Odyssey - Arthur C. Clarke
13. Tropic of Orange - Karen Tei Yamashita
14. Billions & Billions - Carl Sagan
15. Day of the Locust - Nathaniel West
16. The Elegant Universe - Brian Greene
Next time don’t buy a cheap, shitty bike lock just because it says “OnGuard” on it. It’ll probably fall off while clamped to the frame, resulting in a douchechill-inducing accident just like it did this time. You stupid asshole.
tinctures asked: talk about your nicknames from nowah, tyler and me. which ones are your favorite? which ones are your least favorite? why are you your friends so awesome?
Jeez how many do I even have at this point? There’s Gary (and variations thereof), Fetus, Dickpig, Simba, Simbkumar, Mump, Blossom, Harris, Bubbles, Sivharoldandkumar, Buttercup, Jared and Chareth. I feel like announcing my least favorite ones will ensure that I’m referred to by nothing but them for the rest of forever so I’ll refrain but I WILL say that Chareth is definitely the one that makes the least sense. Also in addition as well too I hate you all.
Sometimes I wish I could hit the reset button on every human relationship I’ve ever had but then I realize I’d probably find new and interesting ways to fuck everything up all over again. So I guess I’ll sit here alone at 4:30 AM blasting the new Iron Chic record instead.
tinctures asked: What are you favorite posts on your own blog? Pick like.. 5-10 and link to them shits.
Man looking through my archive trying to answer this one made me realize how incredibly shitty my blog is and how little truly original content I even have on it. It’s a wonder anyone follows me. Anyway, my favorite posts are Trusty Fjords, our Valentine’s Mix, the handjob montage, my personal one-stop spank bank (I’m not creepy at all!), and a stupid recent one. Honorable mentions (because this wasn’t douchechill-inducing enough already) include Boner Game: Latterman edition, giraffes, Fletcher lulz, buttrape fairy, cox n dix, Dennis flash mob, pant full of bone, shit panic, and Brodyquest 2k10. I USE THE TUMBLR GOOD.
